Oh God I'm Here

 WOW Long time no see. I'm alive.

At my morgue we have had COVID patients. It hasn't been pretty. It's been a lot, in fact, which is why I disappeared from DW and the rest of the world for a while. I promise I'm alive, and I'm safe. Alex is safe too. We're just trying to survive both being in the healthcare field while people fail to social distance.

PLEASE SOCIAL DISTANCE, OKAY?

Love, 

A last responder in the thick of it

Pandemic Meme

 Stolen from annofowlshire , hope you don't mind

1. Are you an Essential Worker?

Yes, mortician.

 

2. How many drinks have you had since the quarantine started?

Like … 2. Alex used to be a bartender and I just shove anything into my mouth that is in front of me and edible/drinkable.

 

3. If you have kids... Are they driving you nuts?

No, my plants have been quiet. Too quiet.

 

4. What new hobby have you taken up during this?

Trying to get back into reading, but I taught my boyfriend how to cross-stitch. He loves it.

 

5. How many grocery runs have you done?

At least once or twice a week. I make a lot of instant pot food that lasts us quite a while, and if not that then Alex will make Korean food of some variety.

 

6. What are you spending your stimulus check on?

Entirely on my mortuary education. :(

 

7. Do you have any special occasions that you will miss during this quarantine?

My best friend’s wedding, my and my bf’s birthday… Amongst regular holidays.

 

8. Are you keeping your housework done?

When I am home I’m choking down Embalming Tomes, so it’s not as clean as it should be.

 

9. What movie have you watched during this quarantine?

TOTAL RECALL AND IT WAS SO STUPID AND GREAT. Also Hausu!

 

10. What are you streaming with?

Roku, and whatever I can get my mitts on.

 

11. 9 months from now is there any chance of you having a baby?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

12. What's your go-to quarantine meal?

Ramdon (Ramen/Udon, it was in Parasite but Alex and his family have been making it for years), pork and cabbage over rice, uhhhhhhhhhh Air……..

 

13. Is this whole situation making you paranoid?

I HAVE SEEN TOO MANY DEAD PEOPLE

 

14. Has your internet gone out on you during this time?

Consistently and it’s making me insane

 

15. What month do you predict this all ends?

A while, but I think orders will be taxed around mid-late summer… I hope

 

16. First thing you’re gonna do when you get off quarantine?

Go thrift shopping! Oooohh I miss it…

 

17. Where do you wish you were right now?

In the forest, alone, on a mountain, with Bigfoot. No human contact. No COVID. Just ticks and Lyme disease.

 

18. What free-from-quarantine activity are you missing the most?

Concerts and skate parks and seeing friends…

 

19. Have you run out of toilet paper and hand sanitizer?

Nope, I’ve had a stock for a while. I only ran out of paper towels when my garbage disposal broke a few weeks ago

 

20. Do you have enough food to last a month?

Hell no, I’m in the US. Do you think anyone has money?